Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Avoiding Even the Appearance of Evil Month

Please join me this month in abstaining from the following to practice avoiding the appearance of evil:

- Drinking root beer and O'Douls
- Saying, "fetch," and/or, "Oh My Gosh!"
- Eating at any restaurant with, 'Sports Bar' in its title
- Watching cable TV after 7pm
- Wearing non-white shirts to church (men only)
- Growing facial hair, unless there's a dermatological issue (women get a pass on this one)
- Playing of pool or darts

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for the pass on growing facial hair, Bishop. Like my cousins, the Hebers, I am a proud descendant of Louise Rhoads!